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If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say Then We Have A Lot In Common
If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say Say It Sarcastically
If You Can Read This You Are Standing Too Close
If Turning Pages Is Considered Exercise Then Yes, I Workout All The Time
If She's Holdin A Gun Either Marry Her Or Run
If It Requires Pants Or A Bra It's Not Happening Today
If I Was A Bird I Know Who I'd Poop On
If History Repeats Itself I Am So Getting A Dinosaur
I'm Sorry For What I Said When You Tried To Wake Me Up
I'm So Poor I Can't Even Afford To Pay Attention
I'm Right 98% Of The Time The Other 3% Is When I Do Math
I'm On That New Diet Where You Eat Everything And Hope For A Miracle
I'm Not Weird I'm Limited Edition
I'm Not Sure How Many Problems I Have Because Math Is One Of Them
I'm Not Always Rude And Sarcastic. Sometimes I'm Asleep.
I'm More Confused Than A Chameleon In A Bag Of Skittles
I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm
I'm Allergic To Mondays Funny T-Shirt
I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Just Mean And People Think I'm Joking
I'm Actually A Really Nice Person You Just Annoy Me
I'm A Leader Not A Follower. Unless It's A Dark Place. Then You're Going First.
I Would Eat Healthy But Then I Remember That Time Eve Ate An Apple Plus Doomed Humanity So IDK Better Not Risk It
I Was Dropped As A Baby, Into A Pool Of Awesomeness And Glitter
I Want You To Know That Someone Cares Not Me But Someone
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