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I'm More Confused Than A Chameleon In A Bag Of Skittles
I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm
I'm Allergic To Mondays Funny T-Shirt
I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Just Mean And People Think I'm Joking
I'm Actually A Really Nice Person You Just Annoy Me
I'm A Leader Not A Follower. Unless It's A Dark Place. Then You're Going First.
I'd Rather Be Sleeping Cool Coffee Mugs
I Would Eat Healthy But Then I Remember That Time Eve Ate An Apple Plus Doomed Humanity So IDK Better Not Risk It
I Will Not Shout In Class I Will Not Throw Things I Will Not Have A Temper Tantrum I Will Be Good Because I Am The Teacher
I Was Dropped As A Baby, Into A Pool Of Awesomeness And Glitter
I Want You To Know That Someone Cares Not Me But Someone
I Want To Ki _ _ You! Results May Vary!
I Want To Ki _ _ You Options May Vary
I Try Not To Laugh At My Own Jokes But We All Know I Am Hilarious
I Think Therefore We Have Nothing In Common
I See Dead People. Well, Technically They Are Stupid People But Give Me A Few Minutes
I Put The "Dying" In "Studying"
I May Not Be Perfect But At Least I'm Not You
I May Look Calm But In My Mind I have Killed You 3 Times
I Like To Party And By Party I Mean Stay At Home Because Socializing Stresses Me Out
I Like Romantic Walks Down Every Aisle At Target
I Like My Coffee How I Like Myself: Strong Sweet & Too Hot For You
I Know How To Load More Than A Washer & Dryer
I Hope You Step On A Lego Hilarious T-Shirt
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